{"id":1125,"date":"2018-12-04T21:29:50","date_gmt":"2018-12-05T04:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/?page_id=1125"},"modified":"2018-12-04T22:00:57","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T05:00:57","slug":"pubes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/pubes\/","title":{"rendered":"P.U.B.E.S."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><section  id=\"section-65f32a86d62b6\" class=\" fw-main-row-custom fw-main-row-top  auto  tf-sh-9ba108093abc1d509504cd6d812f734a \"  style=\"   \"  >\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-container\" >\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-da5a4102a1d607b13220f5ba1ac2b047\" class=\"fw-col-sm-12 tf-sh-da5a4102a1d607b13220f5ba1ac2b047\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-heading fw-heading-center  fw-heading-with-subtitle tf-sh-9e38bd07714e6150e0b6adfb1ad38181\" >\r\n\t\t\t<h1 class=\"fw-special-title\">Join P.U.B.E.S.<\/h1>\r\n\t\r\n\t\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-special-subtitle\">The Public Unintentional Balls Elimination Squad<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/section><section  id=\"section-65f32a86d725f\" class=\" fw-main-row-custom  auto  tf-sh-efcb1962847748829431ed225391c948 \"  style=\"   \"  >\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-container\" >\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-9f1cfe2045993d843a916dbad0b59e58\" class=\"fw-col-sm-12 tf-sh-9f1cfe2045993d843a916dbad0b59e58\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-block-image-parent  \"  style=\"width: 100%; \">\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"fw-block-image-child fw-noratio fw-ratio-container\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<noscript><img decoding=\"async\" itemprop=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Join-Pubes-Website.jpg\"  alt=\"Join-Pubes-Website\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Join-Pubes-Website.jpg 1600w\"   alt=\"Join-Pubes-Website\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><span class=\"fw-after-no-ratio\" style=\"padding-bottom: 43.75%\"><\/span>\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\t\r\n<div class=\"fw-divider-space  fw-custom-space  clearfix\" style=\"height:64px;\" ><\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-193d21053089c48ee59dd120a8ed060f\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-193d21053089c48ee59dd120a8ed060f\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-divider-space  fw-custom-space  clearfix\" style=\"height:64px;\" ><\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-4ca8887db906aa98feae371f62b4a4bf \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p>From time to time we are approached by people who think they might have some unintended genitals in their design. By filling out our <a href=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/genital-consulting\/\">Genital Consulting form<\/a> and paying $25 they are purchasing our expertise.<\/p>\n<p>While it might be easy for a genital design to slip through the cracks when just one person looks at it, increasing the number of eyeballs that look at a design can minimize potential problems.<\/p>\n<p>That's where our P.U.B.E.S. come in handy (we knew there was a reason for those things). If you fill out the form on the right, you will become a member of the P.U.B.E.S. and (very) occasionally we will have you comb through a design looking for something that maybe isn't supposed to be there (you know, like a dick).<\/p>\n<p>Fill out the form and we'll get you added to the list.<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><div id=\"column-743308fabdff8b14cf1bfb6bb6674aea\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-743308fabdff8b14cf1bfb6bb6674aea\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-heading fw-heading-center  tf-sh-02df9bddcf85ed0c6c4f68145a1b3b69\" >\r\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"fw-special-title\">JOIN P.U.B.E.S.<\/h2>\r\n\t\r\n\t\r\n\t<\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-f7b5532b912469f5afad956b1b14aa5b \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var 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