{"id":741,"date":"2015-12-16T04:31:16","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T04:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/?page_id=741"},"modified":"2016-09-15T16:05:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T22:05:58","slug":"genital-consulting","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/genital-consulting\/","title":{"rendered":"Genital Consulting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><section  id=\"section-65de3d073f89e\" class=\" fw-main-row-custom fw-main-row-top  auto  tf-sh-c9bf7539fcfc54284001b64618784e40 \"  style=\"   \"  >\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-container\" >\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-da5a4102a1d607b13220f5ba1ac2b047\" class=\"fw-col-sm-12 tf-sh-da5a4102a1d607b13220f5ba1ac2b047\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-heading fw-heading-center  fw-heading-with-subtitle tf-sh-9e38bd07714e6150e0b6adfb1ad38181\" >\r\n\t\t\t<h1 class=\"fw-special-title\">Genital Consulting<\/h1>\r\n\t\r\n\t\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-special-subtitle\">Show us your design and we\u2019ll help look for your hidden genitals.<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/section><section  id=\"section-65de3d07407a7\" class=\" fw-main-row-custom  auto  tf-sh-3bf734f9f211a7b162a01e1da402ca3b \"  style=\"   \"  >\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-container\" >\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-9f1cfe2045993d843a916dbad0b59e58\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-9f1cfe2045993d843a916dbad0b59e58\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-block-image-parent  \"  style=\"width: 100%; \">\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"fw-block-image-child fw-noratio fw-ratio-container\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<noscript><img decoding=\"async\" itemprop=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Oh-The-Humanity-That-Was-Probably-Caused-By-A-Logo-WIth-Accidental-Genitals-550x400.jpg\"  alt=\"oh-the-humanity-that-was-probably-caused-by-a-logo-with-accidental-genitals-550&#215;400\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Oh-The-Humanity-That-Was-Probably-Caused-By-A-Logo-WIth-Accidental-Genitals-550x400.jpg 550w\"   alt=\"oh-the-humanity-that-was-probably-caused-by-a-logo-with-accidental-genitals-550&#215;400\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><span class=\"fw-after-no-ratio\" style=\"padding-bottom: 72.727272727273%\"><\/span>\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\t\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><div id=\"column-743308fabdff8b14cf1bfb6bb6674aea\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-743308fabdff8b14cf1bfb6bb6674aea\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-4ca8887db906aa98feae371f62b4a4bf \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p>When you\u2019ve been looking at your own design too much, it\u2019s easy to miss simple signs that your logo has some hidden genitals in it. Hire Genitals or Not? to help you identify your genitals. <\/p>\n<p>Last winter, Denver Designer\u00a0Josh Mishell saw some (probably unintended) genitalia on a beer coaster at a local brewery startup. He posted the photo online. While many people thought the photo was funny, a few concerned friends pointed out that he should do something constructive with his time, instead of just pointing out the hilarity of these unexpected genitals in design.<\/p>\n<p>Keep your genitals where they belong: in your pants, not in your design! We do not want to see seemingly innocent design have unexpected consequences that will most likely negatively affect your business - just\u00a0because you can't tell that there are hairy balls on your beer coasters.<\/p>\n<p>We offer our expert Genital Consulting at a reasonable rate that all\u00a0companies will be able to afford. The result is a professional review of your design to\u00a0discover elements that should not be a part of your brand.<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-c372055f834071e989d9b87756d50a4f\" class=\"fw-col-sm-12 tf-sh-c372055f834071e989d9b87756d50a4f\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-divider-space  fw-custom-space  clearfix\" style=\"height:64px;\" ><\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-842e60362150a206fc28991502da1f5d \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<h3>Genitals or Not is here to help keep you from an embarrassing oversight!<\/h3>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/section><section  id=\"section-65de3d07428ce\" class=\" fw-main-row-custom  auto  tf-sh-e7bea66f5bc744e989c65df2b06dfb69 \"  style=\"   \"  >\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fw-container\" >\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-56889a0707c6fb641bcdd79cf52da978\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-56889a0707c6fb641bcdd79cf52da978\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-block-image-parent  \"  style=\"width: 100%; \">\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"fw-block-image-child fw-noratio fw-ratio-container\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<noscript><img decoding=\"async\" itemprop=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Vaginal-Venn.png\"  alt=\"vaginal-venn\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/genitalsornot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Vaginal-Venn.png 800w\"   alt=\"vaginal-venn\" data-maxdpr=\"1.7\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><span class=\"fw-after-no-ratio\" style=\"padding-bottom: 61.625%\"><\/span>\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\t\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><div id=\"column-2572dac84b14232f36d3365e0c83da30\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-2572dac84b14232f36d3365e0c83da30\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-eb7da969a6dcdb4368dd1850e2415077 \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p>When you\u2019ve been looking at your own design too much, it\u2019s easy to miss simple signs that your logo has some hidden genitals in it. Hire\u00a0Genitals or Not? to help you identify your genitals.<\/p>\n<p>Getting started\u00a0is as easy as getting to second base:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Pay a modest $25 design review fee.<\/li>\n<li>Upload an image of your design.<\/li>\n<li>Give us your design\u2019s intended usage (billboard, beer coaster, logo, etc.).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Once we\u2019ve received your request, we\u2019ll hand the art over to\u00a0our crack team of design investigators to give your design a thorough analysis. If we find a dick, we\u2019ll let you know. If you\u2019ve missed some errant\u00a0balls, we\u2019ll help you cover them back up. Bit o\u2019 boobies? We'll bounce those right out of your design. <\/p>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-4374fc6ab86826cae329aaa581f06cfa\" class=\"fw-col-sm-12 tf-sh-4374fc6ab86826cae329aaa581f06cfa\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-divider-space  fw-custom-space  clearfix\" style=\"height:24px;\" ><\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-3dda79964f04c34f3123188dc2e9eeb2 \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<h4>Sometimes good intentions can still have below-the-belt implications.<\/h4>\n<h4>Our patent pending \"Balls Out\" procedure will help you avoid embarrassment.<\/h4>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"fw-row\">\n\t<div id=\"column-d21c9f6c749101d229392b4e2b4ccd34\" class=\"fw-col-sm-3 tf-sh-d21c9f6c749101d229392b4e2b4ccd34\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><div id=\"column-a838fc49b374ec34309fc7772dfe125d\" class=\"fw-col-sm-6 tf-sh-a838fc49b374ec34309fc7772dfe125d\" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-main-row-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-col-inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"fw-divider-space  fw-custom-space  clearfix\" style=\"height:24px;\" ><\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-bd10adb9c3e1a6a31f56eb0aa201990b \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p>Starting the process is easy. Just fill out the form below and we'll contact you shortly to give you the peace of mind that your logo or other design has all of the intended meanings you want - and none of the unintended sexual innuendos that you don't.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"fw-text-box tf-sh-9144aa9a2a70137eac550fb3c4f7cde1 \" >\r\n\t<div class=\"fw-text-inner\">\r\n\t\t<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var 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ginput_container_phone'><input name='input_7' id='input_2_7' type='tel' value='' class='large'   aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\"   \/><\/div><\/li><li id=\"field_2_6\" class=\"gfield gfield--type-fileupload gfield_contains_required field_sublabel_below gfield--has-description field_description_below gfield_visibility_visible\"  data-js-reload=\"field_2_6\" ><label class='gfield_label gform-field-label' for='input_2_6'>Upload your image to be reviewed by our genital experts<span class=\"gfield_required\"><span class=\"gfield_required gfield_required_asterisk\">*<\/span><\/span><\/label><div class='ginput_container ginput_container_fileupload'><input type='hidden' name='MAX_FILE_SIZE' value='4194304' \/><input name='input_6' id='input_2_6' type='file' class='medium' aria-describedby=\"gfield_upload_rules_2_6 gfield_description_2_6\" onchange='javascript:gformValidateFileSize( this, 4194304 );'  \/><span class='gfield_description gform_fileupload_rules' id='gfield_upload_rules_2_6'>Accepted file types: jpg, gif, png, pdf, ai, eps, Max. file size: 4 MB.<\/span><div class='gfield_description validation_message gfield_validation_message validation_message--hidden-on-empty' id='live_validation_message_2_6'><\/div><\/div><div class='gfield_description' id='gfield_description_2_6'>If you aren't sure that your design has secretive genitals in it, or just want a second opinion on your design to ensure that you aren't missing some genitals, this is where you're going to be attaching your image. <br><br>Maximum file size: 4mb.<\/div><\/li><li id=\"field_2_12\" class=\"gfield gfield--type-textarea gfield_contains_required field_sublabel_below gfield--has-description field_description_below gfield_visibility_visible\"  data-js-reload=\"field_2_12\" ><label class='gfield_label gform-field-label' for='input_2_12'>Where will this design be used?<span class=\"gfield_required\"><span class=\"gfield_required gfield_required_asterisk\">*<\/span><\/span><\/label><div class='ginput_container ginput_container_textarea'><textarea name='input_12' id='input_2_12' class='textarea medium'  aria-describedby=\"gfield_description_2_12\" maxlength='200'  aria-required=\"true\" aria-invalid=\"false\"   rows='10' cols='50'><\/textarea><\/div><div class='gfield_description' id='gfield_description_2_12'>Give us some examples on where your designs will go. Beer coasters? Billboards? Vinyl wraps for vehicles? It's important to make sure that your design will be viewed in real-life situations to determine whether it's got some hidden genitals.<\/div><\/li><li id=\"field_2_4\" class=\"gfield gfield--type-textarea field_sublabel_below gfield--no-description field_description_below gfield_visibility_visible\"  data-js-reload=\"field_2_4\" ><label class='gfield_label gform-field-label' for='input_2_4'>Your message or question (optional):<\/label><div class='ginput_container ginput_container_textarea'><textarea name='input_4' id='input_2_4' class='textarea medium'   maxlength='1000'   aria-invalid=\"false\"   rows='10' cols='50'><\/textarea><\/div><\/li><li id=\"field_2_9\" class=\"gfield gfield--type-product gfield--input-type-singleproduct gfield_price gfield_price_2_9 gfield_product_2_9 field_sublabel_below gfield--no-description field_description_below gfield_visibility_visible\"  data-js-reload=\"field_2_9\" ><label class='gfield_label gform-field-label gfield_label_before_complex' 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