Join P.U.B.E.S.

From time to time we are approached by people who think they might have some unintended genitals in their design. By filling out our Genital Consulting form and paying $25 they are purchasing our expertise.

While it might be easy for a genital design to slip through the cracks when just one person looks at it, increasing the number of eyeballs that look at a design can minimize potential problems.

That's where our P.U.B.E.S. come in handy (we knew there was a reason for those things). If you fill out the form on the right, you will become a member of the P.U.B.E.S. and (very) occasionally we will have you comb through a design looking for something that maybe isn't supposed to be there (you know, like a dick).

Fill out the form and we'll get you added to the list.