Join P.U.B.E.S.

The Public Unintentional Balls Elimination Squad
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From time to time we are approached by people who think they might have some unintended genitals in their design. By filling out our Genital Consulting form and paying $25 they are purchasing our expertise.

While it might be easy for a genital design to slip through the cracks when just one person looks at it, increasing the number of eyeballs that look at a design can minimize potential problems.

That's where our P.U.B.E.S. come in handy (we knew there was a reason for those things). If you fill out the form on the right, you will become a member of the P.U.B.E.S. and (very) occasionally we will have you comb through a design looking for something that maybe isn't supposed to be there (you know, like a dick).

Fill out the form and we'll get you added to the list.

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